I'm obnoxious. Most people that have met me for the first time think I'm a douche bag and rightfully so. I am a douche bag if I don't know you. The good news is that I'm only an asshole to people that are idiots so if you're an idiot.... just get made fun of it's cool you're dead to me anyways. With that said everyone who really knows me knows that I'm loyal, honest, and hilarious. I'm ambitious and hardworking which is why I basically do whatever I want and I get whatever I want. Most importantly, I am an asshole and these are my stories.